Shit worth leaving your apartment for in Toronto this week

Rogers Centre, Other

TODAY 3:07 PM • See Website

“Last Sunday of the season. Beers are eighteen bucks and you will buy three.”

Lee's Palace, Other

TODAY 8:00 PM • $47 CAD

“Gravel-voiced outlaw folk. Bring your leather jacket and unresolved feelings.”

The Randolph Theatre, Other

TMRW 7:00 PM • See Website

“A hockey romance novel turned into a musical nobody asked for. It rules.”

Comedy Bar, Ossington

TMRW 8:00 PM • See Website

“A Monday night comedy show with the energy of a Saturday you will regret.”

Lee's Palace, Other

TUE 8:00 PM • $38 CAD

“Japanese folk songs rewired as cumbia bangers. Yes, really. Dance.”

The Rex Hotel Jazz & Blues Bar, Queen West

TUE 8:00 PM • See Website

“Tuesday night jam where the house band is better than most headliners in town.”

Lee's Palace, Other

WED 7:00 PM • $25 CAD

“Hieroglyphics legends on Bloor Street. Your older cousin will be extremely jealous.”

Comedy Bar, Ossington

WED 9:00 PM • See Website

“That guy from every show you like, doing the weird stuff he actually wants to do.”

Danforth Music Hall, Other

THU 7:00 PM • See Website

“Hyperpop maximalism on a Thursday. Your eyeliner will not survive.”

CODA, Other

THU 9:00 PM • $27 CAD

“Join the cult. It's just techno till late on a school night. You'll be fine.”

Comedy Bar, Other

FRI 7:00 PM • $35.75 CAD

“Sharp, filthy, and way too comfortable telling you about her love life.”

The Garrison, Dundas West

FRI 8:30 PM • $32.31 CAD

“Three acts of gorgeous doom-folk in a 300-cap room on Dundas West”

Scotiabank Arena, Other

SAT 7:00 PM • See Website

“Battle of Ontario, home opener weekend. Boo the Sens, it's tradition.”

Various Locations, Downtown Toronto, Other

SAT 7:00 PM • FREE

“Sunset to sunrise, the whole city turns into weird free art. Wear real shoes.”

Comedy Bar, Ossington

SUN 7:00 PM • $20 CAD

“Sunday night stand-up in the Cabaret room. Cheaper than therapy, worse advice.”

The Garrison, Dundas West

SUN 7:00 PM • $33.05 CAD

“Powerviolence on a Sunday. Ears ringing into Tuesday, no regrets.”